All Posts Tagged With: "Humor"
The Budget
The United States federal government collects two and a half trillion dollars in tax revenues a year from people like you, your ex-wife’s divorce attorney (at least someone’s taking money from that jerk), Colonel Sanders, and Gary Shandling (but definitely not me—because I’m way too smart for those bastards.).
If you had that money in hundred [...]
Parerga Und Parali… Pomerda (The Glass Is Half Full… Of Crap)
Author: Schopenhauer, Arthur Published: Germany, 1851
As far as I’m concerned, life sucks and people are bastards—and anyone who says otherwise is either deluded or lying.
Life might seem worthwhile and happy when we think about the past, or future, or something far off—but when real life and its details are right in our face, we see [...]
An Enquiry Concerning Conclusions That Aren’t Conclusive
We might think we know cause and effect—but that’s simply the effect of our extreme delusion.
We sometimes assume that A causes B—but for all we know, B might not even be in the alphabet.
For instance, when we see a bowling ball roll into a bunch of pins that fall over, we simply assume that the [...]
Juegos Trabajo Trabajar | Humor - Vampire Life Part 7 - What To Do With The Ghoulish Remains
juegos Your vampire lover has been busy, gorging himself on local, well, prime rib. Now, it’s up to you to clean up; after all, no vampire worth his canines would be caught alive with leftovers on his hands, or worse under his neatly manicured mother-of-pearl fingernails.
Let’s face it, not every hunt ends with a [...]
How to Get Kicked Out of Wal-Mart Forever
We hope you enjoyed our ways #1-25 to get yourself kicked out of Wal-Mart so much that you just can’t wait to ready ways #26-50!
Once again, we strongly advise you to NEVER actually do any of these things, as you will get in trouble ranging from just getting tossed out, to maybe getting arrested and [...]
Funny T Shirts Are Becoming More Popular Than Ever Before
There are some people out there who put a lot of thought into what they wear each day. They spend hours shopping for unique clothes that will send a message to those around them - saying that they care about fashion and how they look.
One way this can be done is through wearing funny t [...]
Music Downloader Sites
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Hail Mary: Uninteresting, overblown updating of the tale of Christ’s birth, with [...]
Notebooks
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The Great Moment: Perplexed biography of anesthesia pioneer wavers from comedy to drama. The film [...]
Animation Videos
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Hot enough for June: Discharged at the peak of the James Bond fad, this spoof characteristics Bogarde as a bumbling spy [...]
Online Addicting Games
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Rude Boy: Enraged youthful insurgent Gange is employed by the rock group The Conflict as a roadie. The film is [...]